I'm in the news...

Check me out. Making waves in the English newspaper!

I'm actually miss quoted though.
What I had said was:

"These are the Tremors. They're here to fuck shit up."

Much love to Brennan and Dale on that.
Have a rockin' weekend!!!

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2012...

Just got back from seeing 2012 from the front row (it was sold out) of a bad ass theater and had a BLAST! You should go. It's fun as hell.
Now fool. The end is near.


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Read me: NONFICTION...

Back in 2005 I read and loved Freakonomics. So much so that I religiously read the Freakblog on the NYT website. (As in I have read EVERY blog post for the past 3+ years) And I can't wait to purchase (in hardback which I rarely do) Super Freakonomics ASAP.Here's a video that Levitt and Dubner put together to entice readers to get Super Freaky.
Get it!

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These are a few of my favorite things....

Water, Science, Cameras, and Technology.
Check this amazing vid out:


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A recent Sunday at 11:30 PM...

My boy Anthony from Cleveland has had enough. I suppose I wasn't havin' it.
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Really...

And yes, this is real.

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My favorite word right now is...

Doucher.
As in: "That dude over there is a total doucher."

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Just a spill for Friday...

Mumblings of an old man (which is the actual name for a whiskey I've been told)...

There are mosquitoes in my bong and I think they will eventually give me malaria. Chiefly because they were probably in this shit hole first (I swear 50% have Gandalf-esque beards) and they are hooked on my boozy tainted blood. I have drank so much Jack/Coke over the last month that I think I've developed a mouth full of cancer riddled cavities. It hurts like hell to THINK about eating a green sour Skittle. Never mind a pouch of my favorite movie going snacks- Sour Patch Kids. I watched The Half Blood Prince (I don't give two fuck shakes of my Nimbus 11000 if you think the books are better I think JK's style and sentence structure are bloody boring so don't tell me what to read) last night (which I fuck yeah stole on line and I fuck yeah don't care if some people think that's "wrong") and I developed a crush on Ginny Weasley (she's just way more sexy and confident (than HG) to start) who has now leap frogged my old crush Hermione Granger. Come to find out that the actress who plays lil Weas and I share the same birthday of 2-17. Hers being 1991. We should prolly make potions together. I work with some of the smartest people I know. I work with some of the stupidest people I know. This is how, unfortunately, I know I'm just like everyone else on this fucked up planet where work STUPID ASS WORK is a requirement. I hate pretending that I don't mind other people telling me what to do. i.e. I hate the idea of work. Why would ANYONE want to be known as that fuckwad who fwds shit via email ALL THE TIME??? I don't care if they are MONEY BAGS each and every one...have you NOTHING better to do??? I'll never own a dryer again. Fucking lazy waste. Hang dry bitches. I wonder if there is a technical and specific difference between a facial lotion and facial cream? I know my lotions are less viscous but besides that...I take some of the best pictures of anyone I know, but I'm fucking SICK of getting people's email addresses on bar naps and making empty promises to email them the entire night's worth of Canon point and shoot magic. And NO, FUCK YOU, NO I will not start a Facebook account just so your ex-boyfriend can see how hott you look in that no flash, black and white, ISO jacked through the roof shot. Tag this ho.

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The French MacGyver...

Outside and drunk without a wine key??? This French genius teaches you how to continue your roll!

This dude is my hero!

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Christopher Street boys...

A cool, pithy bit of history about the Gay Rights Movement from my boy Jay Smooth.


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Another reminder about the realities of health care in the US...

A message from the First Lady et al.


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Old man winter...

Blew into Seoul this weekend and I remembered how much I hate his guts!
Why in the hell do I live where there is winter? I like the change is seasons but I gotta admit that I hate living through months of cold weather.
HATE IT!

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Might need...

A change of scenery soon. Not sure how. But 2010 might be the start of something else.

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Dumb luck...

I have been playing in the same fantasy football league since my junior year of high school. That's 15 years. I have had a fairly successful team overall, and I even won a championship back in the late 90s. With 16 teams and many of the other owners sports writers I feel pretty good about that.

This year has been the strangest/luckiest yet.

I am averaging a paltry 67 points per game.
My opponents are averaging MORE but just barely at 68 points a game.
I am 15 out of 16 in average points per game.
If teams I have faced had played the right combination of people I would have lost 4 more games.
I don't have a running back in the top THIRTY.
One team in my league is averaging a whopping 108 PPG. And their record is 4-3. Including a loss to my team.

And the strange/lucky part:
I have the 2nd best record in the entire league at 5-2 and I'm in 1st place in the division.
Things that make ya go...HAHA suck it rest of the league.

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P.S. I fully realize that this can't last. Good talk.

Halloween...

Rain should not be legal. Chilly...hell even cold I can handle. But rain on the funnest day of the year...fuck THAT.

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I wish...

people would stop yelling at me.

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Fuck the...

Yankees!
hahahahahahahahaha!

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Post 1001...

I'm just a bit proud of myself for sticking with this blog for 1001 posts.
But more than that I am thrilled that you read it.
Thanks a lot.

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Pretty bird...

Stompers and some crew. And my finger.

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This really happened...

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