As a huge feminist...

This is an idea I can get behind! You listening fuckwads in the church!!!???

I totally agree!

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Sharp Shooting Anus Pain...

Ever had this? It's just a few seconds long and kinda has ya thrust your pelvis forward, stand on your toes and wince a bit. Just out of the blue POW...happened to me yesterday and it wasn't the first time in my life, BUTT I think it was the first time since I could Google what the fuck the deal was.Check out the verdict: What is that lightening rod of sheer shooting madness up my ass???
You're welcome.

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If you like suds...

Then click on the pic to learn 20 cool facts about beer.
HT to my girl JT (who lives in a van down by the river) for the cool email.
BTW...um if you see the blond above tell her she left her necklace at my place. Thanks.

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A Gladwell beat down...

If you've read The Tipping Point, Blink, or Outliers then no doubt Malcolm Gladwell is preferred non-fiction reading for you. I know I have learned quite a bit from TTP, Blink and a number of his New Yorker pieces.

I also get into MIT Professor of Language and the Brain, Steven Pinker and his books. I have read The Language Instinct and am 100 pages away from finishing How the Mind Works, both of which are amazing and entertaining reads.

Well...Gladwell has a new book out which is a compilation of some of his New Yorker articles. It's called What the Dog Saw and Other Adventures and Mr. Pinker, doing a review for the Sunday Times, while finding many laudable moments in the book, sorta trashes the successful and curious non-fiction writer. Kinda makes him his bitch via the Dog Saw review and then even uses some of his other works to call him out/correct him and some of his research/conclusions.

An interesting read. Check it.

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Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros...

OMG. WTF. OMFG. WHERE HAS THIS BAND BEEN ALL OF MY LIFE???
Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros - Home







Home is where I am when I'm with YOU!

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The host with the most...

Tomorrow night is the Final Round for Stomper's Battle of Bands.
5 kick ass bands!
Now I just need to figure out what to wear...

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I hate the Yankees...

And here's why:

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

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I'm gassed....

Tired. Whipped. Etc.

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Sometimes...

Talkin just ain't good enough. Gotta do.

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ShheeeeeIT...

I do this to motherfuckers. ALL. THE. TIME.

So watch out if you're a motherfucker and instead of out on the beat fucking mothers you find yourself in the paint when I have my seriously convincing Dwayne Wade costume on. You will be wearing the Arabian goggles. And stuff.

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Ann Arbor...

Is a whore.
A big one.
6 Years. A good 6 years.
HAHAHAHAHA.
Whore.

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Would you still be my friend if...

I worked for the ROK Air Force Academy?
Just sayin.

Have a nice weekend.

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I hate...

When my team (Georgia Tech) loses to a hometown David (Dayton).
Hate it.
For as far away from sports is in my heart as I grow older (notice I did NOT say mature) Fucking A I think it's so cool that SW Ohio is a literal hot bed for QUALITY football and hoops.
Really dig that.

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Dad always told me to keep my mouth shut...

Tomorrow at 1:00 PM your humble blogger begins his newest part time "career"- Voice Actor.
I will be "the guy" for a car voice-recognition system.

It's true...my voice is sooooo middle of the road that I only get asked if I'm from Alabama every other weekend.

Yeah. Achilles. From Alabama. The Yellow Hammer State. Also the state bird. Yup. That's me.

For 50 bucks an hour I'll try just about anything once.

BTW I have another voice acting audition Saturday that is much cooler and pays a lot more, but I'm gonna wait and see if I actually get the part before I give any details.

I didn't have laser surgery on my vocal cords (actually folds) for nothing!!!
Shrek 3(0) here I come!!!

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Letterman, that douche thing and the NYT...

Listen to Letterman blaze the NYT for their Saturday front page coverage of the word "douche". Classic!

The NYT staff...bunch of douchers.

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Billo the xeno...

Bill O'Reilly proves what a disrespectful fuck face he is. Again. This time it's kill all the Muslims.

Moron. Ass.

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The decade in 7 minutes...

Newsweek put this together for the end of the decade. Whatcha think?


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Agassi is cool...

Meth and tanking matches. Damn the 90s kicked ass!

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I'm in the news...

Check me out. Making waves in the English newspaper!

I'm actually miss quoted though.
What I had said was:

"These are the Tremors. They're here to fuck shit up."

Much love to Brennan and Dale on that.
Have a rockin' weekend!!!

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2012...

Just got back from seeing 2012 from the front row (it was sold out) of a bad ass theater and had a BLAST! You should go. It's fun as hell.
Now fool. The end is near.


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